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On a date, don’t wait for a
sunny day to go on a picnic, instead wait until it’s overcast and gloomy.
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They rather hold their bulky
camera, than hold hands with you.
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They overload their camera bag
“just in case” on a vacation, and then want you to carry it for them.
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You can never go on a date
with them until after the sun has set, because that’s “the GOLDEN hour”
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You’ll never be able to enjoy TV,
movies, or magazines because they’ll point out all the visual flaws.
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When you think they’re giving
you their undivided attention, they’re really wondering how they could fix you
with a little Clone Tool and Patch Tool, and if the catchlights in your eyes
would highlight well.
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They rather drop $1,000+ on
new glass than like most girls get a new purse, unless it can carry a dslr.
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They can’t take a photo with
them without taking at least five more.
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They spend all their time on
the computer (and not for porn.)
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They spend a lot of time with
people cooler than you
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They won’t return your calls
or text messages, but you can bet they’re still posting photos on Facebook.
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They like looking at weird things
in general.
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They will go somewhere and
have serious lens envy.
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Everything is watermarked.
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They like trespassing into old
abandoned buildings filled with health hazards.
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They always want to show a new
photo they took, but don’t really care if you like it or not.
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They’ll take you into places
that have “culture" as well a high chance of getting mugged.
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Your birthday present will be
a portrait that they’ve taken of you.
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They will always bug you to be
a test subject.
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Bringing their camera means,
bringing 50lbs of equipment.
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You can’t get them a
birthday/Christmas present without spending at least $500
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They are natural hoarders,
collecting and keeping piles of old newspapers, packaging, magazines, and “vintage”
items.
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You go shopping and they pick
up odd things to “put a baby” in!
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They are weird and geeky.
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They have hard drives of
photos, but probably have printed 10 images.
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If you’re ever in auto mode,
they laugh at you.
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While they are talking to you,
they are thinking, “how could I pose him?”
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